Camp WannaBigBuk News
2002 vol 1

 
  FLASH BULLETIN IN A NOT SO WISE MOVE ON HIS PART, "FIRST TIME GUEST" BROOKS CLAIMS TO HAVE HARVESTED A 10 POINT BUCK BELOW CLR. CTS. (abbreviated to confuse Homeland Security Task Force) AND IN DOING SO DENIES CAMP PROPRIETOR OF THE WINNINGS, EFFECTIVELY DOOMING HIS FAMILY TO BREAKFASTS OF SPAM FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL WEEKENDS.  
  With confirmed kill, the $125 pool was ceremoniously awarded to the him. Below is his attempt to record the event in the camp diary (Brooks, you need to take some time on the john and read McManus to develop your story line!)  
 
In the killer's own words...
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  11/27/02 10 pt. Buck Killed Brookes, Ron, CJ headed up the mountain Ron split off the logging rd. right up the hill when me and CJ headed down the lower trail Ron radioed over he jumped some doe told us that they were bedded that to watch for deer bedded. It wasn't long after I'd heard something jump up I seen it was a buck. I shot. CJ shot two times I emptied my gun four shots then I was so excited I only put one shell in he was standing broadside I shot then it was all over. I think it was hit three times I had last and final shot.